Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
smell my finger.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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