Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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