is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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