I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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