I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I think my moral compass just broke
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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