Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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