? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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