i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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