As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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