It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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