Define "chronic" masturbator.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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