singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I love having hate sex.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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