That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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