Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
