Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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