your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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