we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
