Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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