Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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