Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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