have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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