And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I am puke
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Never underestimate the power of titties
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