just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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