i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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