Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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