Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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