it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
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Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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