Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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