are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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