Porn is love you can see.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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