let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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