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im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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