No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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