Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost