She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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