I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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