Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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