Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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