We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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