If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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