after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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