GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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