that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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