He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dignity is for republicans.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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