is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My pussy is not your playground.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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