Don't you send me to vm
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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