Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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