i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
