Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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