Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Two words: nipple clamps
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