I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Houston, we have a squirter
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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