I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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