then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
