Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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