weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe