How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
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I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.