Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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