did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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